Mike:
STUPID ERIN
Erin:
that hurt.
Mike:
YES
Mike:
your hurt tingles my earlobes with the sound of a million tiny bells on horses
Erin:
good.
Mike:
the sound crinkles and burns and lights up my heartballs
Mike:
they are oh so satisfied by this symphony of pain
Erin:
your heartballs are satisified with the symphony of pain?
Erin:
as if heartballs aren't weird enough...
Mike:
but yes my little dumpling
Erin:
if i am your "little dumpling" what the heck do you call nancy?
Mike:
my tiny gumdrop
Mike:
my teetiny trinket
Erin:
OH. OH. SO I'M LITTLE AND SHE'S TINY. ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???????????
Mike:
my eety beety truffletrot
Erin:
i hate your face
Mike:
calm thyself trinket!
Nancy:
I CAN'T STAND CAT LITTER
Nancy:
ITS LIKE I'M BREATHING POWDER
Me:
i hate YOU the most
Me:
even more than you hate me
Erin:
that's not possible
Erin:
i hate you will all the hate in the world
Erin:
there's no hate for you to hate me with
Erin:
it does not exist
Me:
that used to be true, until i produced a ball of hate in the form of an egg and it burst into the swarm of hate bees which are buzzing around your very core
Erin:
please blog.
Jakefeb3:
do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek:
no
AvatarOfSolusek:
well
AvatarOfSolusek:
thier slowness
Jakefeb3:
there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek:
lol
Jakefeb3:
now i have a plan
Jakefeb3:
if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
Me:
erin
Me:
listen to me very carefully
Me:
i hate you so much that it hurts my face
Me:
i hate you to the ends of the earth and beyond
Erin:
sweet. you are in pain.
Erin:
aaaaaaaaaaaawesome
Me:
i hate you with all the hate that hate has ever hated love
Me:
i hate you like hate hates it when people don't hate each other
Me:
i hate you to the point that i hate myself for being able to find that much hate
Me:
and when i'm done hating you
Me:
i will walk forth from my dark place
Me:
and i will sing the song that ends the earth
Me:
goodbye
Erin:
you are so very severely retarded
Me:
ISAIDGOODBYE
Erin:
isaidhello
Me:
i hope that when you drift to sleep tonight
Me:
you hear the faint whisperings of my hate all around you
