A Timeless Classic

  • Me: erin
  • Me: listen to me very carefully
  • Me: i hate you so much that it hurts my face
  • Me: i hate you to the ends of the earth and beyond
  • Erin: sweet. you are in pain.
  • Erin: aaaaaaaaaaaawesome
  • Me: i hate you with all the hate that hate has ever hated love
  • Me: i hate you like hate hates it when people don't hate each other
  • Me: i hate you to the point that i hate myself for being able to find that much hate
  • Me: and when i'm done hating you
  • Me: i will walk forth from my dark place
  • Me: and i will sing the song that ends the earth
  • Me: goodbye
  • Erin: you are so very severely retarded
  • Me: ISAIDGOODBYE
  • Erin: isaidhello
  • Me: i hope that when you drift to sleep tonight
  • Me: you hear the faint whisperings of my hate all around you
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